how much of a life have i lived?

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Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
Then re-post as "I'm __% Virgin". Lowest number you have the more you've done!

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Okay, no, that's dumb. How much of a life have you lived? Start at 0%, then add one percent for everything you've done.

[] Smoked
[x] Drank alcohol.
[x] Cried when someone died.
[x] Been drunk
[] Had sex.
[x] Been to a concert.
[] gotten/given a handjob.
[] gotten/given a blowjob.
[x] Been verbally/sexually harassed.
[] Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 5%

[] Felt someone up.
[x] Been felt up by someone.
[x] Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
[] Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
[] Been cheated on by a boyfriend.
[] Been cheated on by a girlfriend.
[] Been to prom.
[x] Cried at school
[x] Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store
[] Went streaking.
[] Given or received a lap dance.
[x] Had someone of the opposite sex in your room (er... do all of these really need to be on here?)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 10%

[x] Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
[x] Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
[x] Kissed a stranger.
[x] Hugged a stranger.
[x] Kissed someone of the same gender.
[x] Kissed someone of a different gender. 
[] Went scuba diving.
[x] Driven a car.
[x] Driven an offroad vehicle (everything from boats to snowmobiles count for this one.)
[x] Gotten an x-ray.
[x] Hit by a car.
[x] Had a party.
[] Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 21% (well that escalated quickly ._.)

[] Played strip poker/darts.
[] Got paid to strip for someone.
[x] played a drinking game
[x] Run away from home.
[x] Broken a bone
[x] Eaten sushi.
[] Bought porn.
[/] Watched porn
[/] Made porn. (uh... i may have written a couple of smutty stories that i'm not entirely proud of >-<)
[x] Been in love

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 27%


[] Made Out.
[x] Laughed so hard you cried
[x] Cried yourself to sleep
[] Laughed yourself to sleep.
[x] Shot a gun
[] Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
[x] Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
[] Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
[x] Watched an animal die.
[x] Watched a person die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 33%

[/] Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person. (um... not sure exactly what qualifies here so...)
[x] Pranked somebody.
[] Put somebody in the hospital.
[x] Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
[x] Dressed punk. (it doesn't work so well for me :P)
[x] Dressed goth. (nor does this)
[] Dressed preppy.
[] Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 37.5%

[x] Avoided somebody.
[x] Been stalked.
[/] Stalked someone.
[x] Met a celebrity.
[x] Played an instrument
[x] Ridden a horse.
[x] Cut yourself.
[] Bungee jumped.
[x] Ding dong ditched somebody.
[x] Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 46%

[] Got caught stealing something.
[] Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
[] Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
[] Gone out with your friend's crush.
[] Got arrested.
[] Been pregnant.
[x] Babysat.
[] Been to another country.
[] Set your house on fire.
[/] Had an encounter with a ghost. (does an angel count?)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 47.5%

[] Donated your hair to cancer patients.
[x] Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by
[x] Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
[x] Cried over a member of the same sex.
[x] Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
[x] Sat on your butt all day.
[] Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself
[x] Had a job
[] Gotten cut from a sports team.
[x] Been called a whore (or something similar.)
[] Danced like a whore.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 54.5%

[x] Been mistaken as older than your own age.
[x] Been in a car accident. (a minor one thankfully)
[] Been told you have beautiful eyes.
[x] Been told you have beautiful hair.
[x] Danced in the rain.
[x] Been rejected.
[] Walked out of a restaurant without paying
[x] Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR/TOTAL PERCENTAGE: 60.5%

well, i got a D- on my life so far, so i guess that's alright :P

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shit, i'd be over 100% by now o.o